Usually, it isn’t difficult for your Imbiber to predict the future when I’m out drinking beer, since my nights on the town almost always involve some sort of ugly altercation outside a bar followed the next day by the nagging thought that I was somehow responsible.
Not everyone’s as sure-fire a souse as me, however, so bully to the good people at Tiger Beer for providing astrological forecasts for legal age drinkers who want to know what’s gonna happen before it actually does. More on the zodiac in a moment, but first let’s focus on Tiger beer.
Imported from Singapore, where it is that country’s best-selling brew, Tiger Beer first made contact with Western palettes in World War II and became the thirst-quencher of choice for Allied Forces serving in the region. Today, Tiger Beer’s taste profile is similar to popular European imports Heineken and Stella Artois. This Pilsner-style lager is a bit on the sweet side, so I recommend serving it really cold to give it some bite.
Tiger has a 5 percent alcohol content by volume, and a six-pack retails in the $7-$8 range, making it one of the more affordable ways to feign worldliness.
At www.tigerbeer.us you’ll find a link to “East-West Horoscopes,” where you can get a reading from “Madame Tiger” that combines two ancient disciplines to provide a deeper and interpretation of the zodiac. It’s useful stuff, to be sure. For instance, had newly-splits Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey consulted M. Tiger going in, they might have known that their love would never last. Sure, both have strong family values, but the similarities end there. He’s a Scorpio/Ox, she’s a Cancer/Monkey. Nick’s a rebel by nature, and Jess lets her dad control her. He’s insecure about his career, and she thinks tuna fish comes from chickens. See? Doomed from the beginning.
If you want to get your own reading, check out the site. You want a refreshing cold one imported from an exotic locale, check out Tiger Beer.
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