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Heidi Manteuffel
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| Heidi can be reached at anydayinla@gmail.com
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Articles by this Author
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ANY DAY IN LA
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Los Angeles really is a beautiful place with beautiful people, and I specifically like it when they aren’t here.
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Not only am I tired of that smug Jeff Foxworthy and his you-know-you’re crap about trailer trash people, but now he thinks he can peddle his soothsaying into other regions of the USA.
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Auto withdrawal is great, until people start secretly withdrawing amounts for you.
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ANY DAY IN LA
I played a mean Martin Luther in Sunday school.
In a town swimming with celebrities and storms of wannabees with floaties grabbing at their heels, you’d think I’d be bitten by the bug.
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While it’s always nice to have a chance to go back home, a funeral was not the respite I was imagining.
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Some people blame me for my child turning out the way he did, but I blame it on poor lighting and an abundance of mold.
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With the superfluous amount of with-the-stars celebrity shows, I don’t feel like I can do anything now without one.
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ANY DAY IN LA
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Well, I complained about it, and I got it.
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Drivers in LA are terrible. It’s like watching “Jerry Springer,” because you never know what stupid move they are going to come up with next.
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There are two things I detest in this world — televangelists and chain forwards.
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Just because my taxes tell me I’m a grown-up doesn’t mean I feel like one.
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