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# Lohan needs a caregiver
- URL: https://www.smdp.com/lohan-needs-a-caregiver-editor/
- Published: 2007-07-25T15:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-10-24T02:21:50.000Z
- Author: Guest Author
- Tags: Opinion, Santa Monica, #archive-import

*By Sara Binder*

Is Lindsay Lohan stupid? For goodness sakes, she just got out of rehab.

And is Paris Hilton nuts? I am a caregiver, and for $15 per hour, I could have taken them, picked them up and saved them a lot of trouble (and money).

I have done stupid things in my lifetime, but these two girls, and Mel Gibson could have called me, and would have not gotten all that bad publicity.

These dummies could easily afford a cab.

*Originally published in the Santa Monica Daily Press print edition on July 25, 2007.* [Read the original PDF.](https://s3.us-east-1.amazonaws.com/smdp%5Fbackissues/072507.pdf?ref=smdp.com)