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# Santa Monica Celebrity scandal
- URL: https://www.smdp.com/santa-monica-celebrity-scandal-editor/
- Published: 2004-04-01T16:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-10-23T04:06:46.000Z
- Author: Guest Author
- Tags: Opinion, Downtown, #archive-import

*By Paula Peepers*

I never use the public restrooms downtown, but last night I just had to duck into one after seeing “The Passion of the Christ,” because it’s so damn long. Anyway, you’ll never believe what I saw. There was actress Jamie Lee Shirtless and she was, well, she was orally satisfying Jorge Michael! I swear it’s true. I think we need better bathrooms and a little dignity so that all those people can use the can in peace.

*Originally published in the Santa Monica Daily Press print edition on April 1, 2004.* [Read the original PDF.](https://s3.us-east-1.amazonaws.com/smdp%5Fbackissues/040104.pdf?ref=smdp.com)