Today, Nov. 11, is Veterans Day. Show gratitude, America. Without the many sacrifices of veterans over history, German would be the continental language of a Nazi-ruled Europe and al-Qaida would have a theme park ride at Magic Mountain called “Crash and Burn.
I love my wife. Pvt. Lisa Gregory-Breen of recruit Bravo Company 068-02 last week embarked on her first steps toward her career as a professional war fighter in the U.
Last Friday, as I was getting ready for work, my wife was on the Internet and exclaimed, “Barack Obama just won the Nobel Peace Prize!” I told her, in mid-shave, that it was a little late for an April Fools’ joke.
Let me get this straight, the current hyperventilated hypothesis from the Olympian thunder-dolts of statist progressivism have hysterically interpolated that conservative talk show personalities are instigating violence amongst a malcontent “fringe element” of cuckoo conservatives against the curren
I was intrigued by the lead story in the Sept. 21 edition of the Daily Press entitled, “Sports bar forced to scale back.” I read with growing disgust that the Planning Commission had economically carpet-bombed a popular Santa Monica sports restaurant, The Parlor, based upon the regurgitated urgings
I love my cigar! The partaking of a fine Honduran panatela approaches near divinity especially while club hunting hope-and-change unicorns with my Tiger Woods 9 iron.
Sept. 11 came and went this past week with a meager whimper of real notice. Flags were flourished at half-mast while puerile politicians hid behind perfunctory homilies of gas-baggery who wish to put a happy faced Band-Aid on that blistering memory of atavistic brutality against America on that sunn
I have been watching with great mirth and morbid fascination the growing debate concerning the recent ACLU suit on behalf of the odoriferous “accidental tourists” known as the “homeless” against the erstwhile evil empire of the Peoples’ Republic of Soviet Monica.
I have written a couple of columns for the SMDP detailing my own health and lifestyle habits. Even with the indulgence of my weekly Cuban cigar and a professional adulation for single malt scotch, my QALY (Quality-Adjusted Life Year) is pretty damn spectacular for an ardent martial artist in his six
“You probably heard we ain’t in the prisoner-takin’ business; we in the killin’ Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin’.” — Brad Pitt as Lt.
Editor’s Note: This is the final installment of a three-part series Congress recently announced that the office of the president of the United States will be outsourced to India as of Sept.
Part two of a three part series “Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity or incompetence” — Hanlon’s Razor Whenever I hear about a “government conspiracy,” I trim most of the fat of fallacy with the aforementioned “razor” above.
