The enemy is out there. They are ready to attack us with no warning. They’re almost impossible to find. We are in danger from them 24 hours a day. They may come from foreign lands, or from America.
We are in the midst of the biggest recall in American history. Obviously, I’m talking about eggs. Many of us have worried about this danger for years, but we were branded as “alarmists.
A year from now, most people will have no idea who Stephen Slater is. However, today he’s a hero to thousands of people. He’s the JetBlue flight attendant who lost his temper, quit his job while on duty, grabbed some beer, activated the emergency chute, and slid to fame.
Glenn Close going crazy in “Fatal Attraction” was a cautionary tale for any man considering a casual affair in the late 1980s. Today, the repercussions of Tiger Woods’ affairs should be enough to discourage men from cheating on their wives.
The rumors are true. I was not invited to Chelsea Clinton’s wedding. I have no idea why. I never said or did anything cruel to either Bill or Hillary Clinton.
According to several newspaper accounts, extremely rich people are spending their money on something that surprises me: theme parks. It just goes to show how out of touch I am with the ultra rich.
In these very serious times, it seems that it’s appropriate to get rid of some of the silly or outdated laws that are still on the books. I’m talking about things like it being illegal in Oklahoma to tease dogs by making ugly faces, Michigan’s law that forbids a wife from having her hair cut without
Are you tired of the way nominees are grilled by senators before they get the job? Well, get used to it. Because of today’s economy, an employer can subject prospective employees to just about any kind of interview.
The Lakers’ Ron Artest is not someone who has a good reputation. He’s caused problems on some of the teams he’s played for, he spent 10 days in jail because of a domestic abuse charge, and he’s best known for being part of a brawl in which he punched a fan at a game.
Dear Diary: Well, it’s been a pretty heady time for me. A few days ago, I blocked that presidential six-month moratorium on deep water drilling. That’s right, I overruled the president of the United States.
Since I come from Chicago, people out here often tease me about the politics of my home city and state. South Carolina is starting to take the heat off my homeland when it comes to scandals.
One thing our founding fathers were sure of is that they didn’t want a king in this new country. They didn’t want one person to be regarded as something so special that people would have to bow down to him and treat him almost like a god.
