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# Who are they coming for next?
- URL: https://www.smdp.com/who-are-they-coming-for-next-editor/
- Published: 2006-04-10T15:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-10-23T17:32:42.000Z
- Author: Guest Author
- Tags: Opinion, Promenade, #archive-import

*By H. Rosenfeld*

First they came for the “Bubbleman” (SMDP, April 5, page 1), kicking him out of town. But I was forever blowing bubbles, so I didn’t do anything. Then they came for the kettle korn kioskers, the sweetest Promenade item left. But I didn’t do anything, I was just popping off. No, wait, first they came for a guy sitting on a milk crate (be careful where you plant it), because he was in violation of an ordinance that prohibits sitting on objects in the Bayside District. And even though I objected, I sat on my butt. Finally they came for... ?

*Originally published in the Santa Monica Daily Press print edition on April 10, 2006.* [Read the original PDF.](https://s3.us-east-1.amazonaws.com/smdp%5Fbackissues/041006.pdf?ref=smdp.com)