PENMAR GOLF COURSE — Retired pro golfer Pill Prawson is trainng to win the longest drive contest at every charity golf tournament this year. Prawson has been training with Tiger Woods’ former trainer for over 6 months, sources say. “I’ve been lifting, and working on my core strength,” admits Prawson, while eating a high protein energy bar. “Most people from Tennessee can’t spell golf, so I figure I’m ahead of the game.” When asked if he were using any performance-enhance drugs, Prawson quickly responded, “nothing except the city’s flouridated water.”
Originally published in the Santa Monica Daily Press print edition on April 1, 2006. Read the original PDF.