11TH STREET — John Bourgeoisie is opening a new restaurant in town called the “perfect lemon drop.” Bourgeoisie has been in search of the special recipie for over 10 years, and was inspired recently after watching a recent episode of Will and Grace. He is so confident that this lemon drop recipie is so good that he is not serving anything else on the menu. He is also proposing that the city place port-o-potties outside the bar to mitigate any illegal lemon pickers from loitering outside, soliciting drinks.
Originally published in the Santa Monica Daily Press print edition on April 1, 2006. Read the original PDF.