By Frank “Moose” Quarters
I’m writing to take issue with all the blowhards that can’t handle their MtBE. When I was a college junior I drank a case and a half of Busch beer in one night of partying. In addition, I won $16.25 by chugging a 6 oz. jar of spicy, chunky salsa (Pace Picante, I believe) and never got sick. I may even have had a shot or two of Jagermeister. Never heaved.
Now I’m reading about people getting all up in arms about fluoride in their water? Take it like a man, already. Try stomaching a jar of deliciously roasted peppers and cayenne after a night of out-and-out debauchery. At least your teeth will be white. Mine, not so much.
Originally published in the Santa Monica Daily Press print edition on April 1, 2006. Read the original PDF.