By Marilyn Brennan
Lindsay Lohan was right when she allegedly told hangers-on that she would get off with a slap on the wrist because she was a major celebrity. Who would have thought that an alcohol/drug-soaked brain could make such a correct and accurate assessment of the situation. All the non-celebrities doing time for several DUIs acquired within a very short period of time must be happy that Lindsay, once again, is free to roam our streets behind the wheel of a large machine.
Originally published in the Santa Monica Daily Press print edition on August 29, 2007. Read the original PDF.