By Reverend Al Dullton Santa Monica
Why yall folkz be buggin about the stench of homeless catz up in the city of SM. “Run the homeless out!! The alleyz smell.” Hell yeah the alleyz smell!!! They’re alleyz hellooo???? Atleast yall can walk down alleyz in Santa Monica. $10 to the next brave yuppie that would walk an alley off Avalon and Watts.
Originally published in the Santa Monica Daily Press print edition on April 1, 2005. Read the original PDF.