This past week, Q-line asked: “Do you think the vending program on the Third Street Promenade needs to be revamped? And do you think City Hall is handling the situation with the merchants in a fair manner?” ✆ “I think the vending cart program does not need to be revamped. As far as I can see, it’s in good shape. I don’t know what we have to do with it. And I don’t think City Hall is handling the situation with the merchants in a fair manner. The City Council we have does not handle anything or anybody in a fair manner. They are the worst City Council we have ever seen. If we could impeach them all, I would immediately vote for that. And these carts, charging them so much money to have a cart on the Promenade is out of the question. We should just leave it. To me, I’m only a pedestrian, and to me it looks like it was all right as far as I’m concerned. I never heard any complaints.” ✆ “City Hall should leave the vending carts on the Third Street mall area alone and concentrate on getting rid of the bums and the vagrants and the tacky, so-called entertainers in that area. As far as fairness in handling any problem or situation in Santa Monica, you can forget that. These inept, self-serving individuals do exactly as they please, despite the obvious will of the people. Witness this escalating homeless mess and their lunatic, so-called solutions.” ✆ “I find the vending carts to be charming and lend a gypsy-like atmosphere to what would be otherwise be a dull walkway. For the most part, the cart vendors sell hats, caps, purses and souvenir memorabilia depicting the dubious distinction of one visit to the most controversial beach city on the face of the earth. I do not believe any of the cart vendors are getting rich and do not compete with the trendy, high-priced stores along the walkway. These cart vendors create a distribution and circulation cash flow that is good for the economy. If the city of Santa Monica, a postage-stamp-sized city, cannot function on its tax base, then I suggest an audit and that the city change, not the cart vendors.” ✆ “With the city in a state of crisis with all the indigents pouring in on a daily basis and no solution in sight, all the bright lights in City Hall concentrate on is the vendor cart program. Amazing.” ✆ “It figures. Santa Monica does everything it can to get rid of small businesses like these carts. Jack up their rents, make them pay more in fees, what’s the point? Why don’t we just get rid of them now and save them a lot of money? That way if we get rid of the carts now, they can go somewhere else and save the money instead of losing money over the years while they slowly go out of business. Better to put them out of business quickly and get it over with.” ✆ “Well, here they go again. Whether they are little government or big government, there they go squeezing out the little guys from making a living. This is atrocious what they are doing to the vendors on the Promenade, and I think the council people should be strung up. All they are doing is having their pockets open, and more and more money is being signed off to change what’s going on in our town. Again, it ain’t broken, but they are trying to fix it.” ✆ “I think the cart program does need to be revamped. I think the current carts look old and beat up and not good. I think the products could definitely be improved. Some of them are good, but a lot of them are boring and sort of touristy. So I think it needs to be revamped.” ✆ “Does City Hall do anything in a fair manner? Look at the bus lane on Lincoln Boulevard. The businesses should get a tax break. Then you have the Boathouse, Perry’s Pizza and mall carts. The city can’t stand the perceived small-town atmosphere of Santa Monica, but we’ll have a coffee shop surrounded by $70 million of taxpayer money. The $2,600 a month for the mall carts is a tough nut to crack. Why don’t you give them a smaller rental fee and take a larger percentage of the monthly income? I have a better idea. How about robots pushing and selling merchandise on the mall carts? There have been great technological strides in robotics and like in the movie ‘Forbidden Planet’ we could have a ‘Robby the Robot’ selling from the carts. While doing that, he could catch purse snatchers, zap skate-boarders, and I don’t want to mention what would happen to people urinating and defecating in the mall. The robot I really like is from the movie ‘The Day the Earth Stood Still,’ Gort. He doesn’t have funny dialogue like Robby, and he doesn’t speak, but he destroys with his laser stupidity and danger to public good. We might want to keep him away from City Hall with their robotic, pun intended, utterances of progressive crap. Gort would be a great asset to the mall. Who would try to cheat him? Clatto Verata Nicto.” ✆ “First of all, you cannot close a public street to make a commercial venue, and what they are doing is against the law. I know that people have to make a living, and I’m sure that these poor souls down there with these little carts will never swing $1,500 a month for rent by selling little strings of beads. The City Council just keeps going on and on and on screwing the citizens of Santa Monica. It’s absolutely disgusting. Any other country in the world, they would throw them out in five minutes flat. It’s just that everybody is so frightened to say anything because the City Council caters to the rich North of Montana mob by forking money out for the schools all the time. It’s about time the citizens woke up and got rid of that lot.”
Originally published in the Santa Monica Daily Press print edition on October 1, 2005. Read the original PDF.