By RIDIN’ HIGH Daily Planet Slave
DOWNTOWN - Republicans from across the nation stormed the beaches of Santa Monica on Wednesday in a move to redistribute political power on the West Coast.
The United Sates Army 182rd Airborne Division and other military forces began an amphibious assault on the Santa Monica shore shortly after sunrise on March 31, 2005, putting in motion a military campaign sources said the Bush Administration has been planning secretly since the controversial invasion of Iraq, more than two years ago.
Executive order GW05Yey! went into effect yesterday, authorizing U.S. military forces to secure California coastal cities inhabited mostly by Democrats. Called Operation Red Dawn, Republican leaders backed by the Air Force, Army, Marines and Navy have begun repatriating large numbers of Republican party loyalists onto the West Coast to oppose those who oppose the occupation of Iraq, President George W. Bush said yesterday during a press regularly-held press conference in
Originally published in the Santa Monica Daily Press print edition on April 1, 2005. Read the original PDF.