By Quotations captured and compiled with care by CYNTHIA VAZQUEZ. www.SantaMonicapainrelief.com/1 “I forgot my lyrics. I’m way over the time they paid me for, just play the track and I’ll walk out.”
“Men doing housework is, evidently, a kind of aphrodisiac for women.” — Daily Press columnist Lloyd Garver, referring to studies which indicated that women have more sex with men who do more housework “We’re not done.” — Actor Brad Pitt, when asked if he and Angelina Jolie plan to continue growing their family “It’s 2007, and we still have fools acting like it’s 1960.” — Casanova Love, who photographed a truck with two nooses hanging from the back in Alexandria, Louisiana. The 18-year-old driver, a confessed KKK member, drove past a group of Jena 6 protesters several times Thursday night “I think I got a B in Econ 101. I got an A, however, in keeping taxes low, and being fiscally responsible with the people’s money.” — President Bush during Thursday’s press conference at the White House “You can drink all you want, but if we see you with that crack pipe we’re going to beat your ass.” —— Walter, a local homeless man, on how he and his homeless friends keep the streets of Santa Monica crack free “I understand that my client is not the most popular person, but he has a right to be protected.” — Ronald Slates, O.J. Simpson’s lawyer “My quest for a World Series ring continues.” — Barry Bonds, announcing on his Web site that although the San Francisco Giants did not ask him to return for their 2008 season, he has no plans to retire I DON’T REALLY THINK WE NEED A BAN. THERE ARE NO KIDS HERE.” — Santa Monica College student Mark Tucker, on the SMC ban on smoking, which has yet to enforced
Originally published in the Santa Monica Daily Press print edition on September 22, 2007. Read the original PDF.