By Paula Peepers
I never use the public restrooms downtown, but last night I just had to duck into one after seeing “The Passion of the Christ,” because it’s so damn long. Anyway, you’ll never believe what I saw. There was actress Jamie Lee Shirtless and she was, well, she was orally satisfying Jorge Michael! I swear it’s true. I think we need better bathrooms and a little dignity so that all those people can use the can in peace.
Originally published in the Santa Monica Daily Press print edition on April 1, 2004. Read the original PDF.