By Tony Street Santa Monica
Quick note to Andrew Kay Liberman of Venice (SMDP, April 10, page 4). 1) Lose the ponytail (it doesn’t look good with a comb-over) 2) Sell the VW van (a man your age should be driving a nice sedan) 3) Stop dropping acid and smoking dope (if you can’t — see No. 4) 4) Check yourself into rehab (trust me, it’ll stop the scary flashbacks) 5) Get a real job (selling peace stickers on the boardwalk won’t cover you for retirement) 6) Snap out of it! (you are no longer attending Berkeley and this is no longer the ’60s) 7) Shut the hell up! (your age and ignorance are showing)
Originally published in the Santa Monica Daily Press print edition on April 12, 2003. Read the original PDF.