I’m not going to watch the State of the Union address live. Instead, I’ll record the PBS broadcast and check it out after I fire up the season finale of “Lost.
While sitting on a wooden chair in front of a typewriter to keep big brother from seeing what I am typing, with an aluminum foil hat on my head to keep out mind control waves, I’ll take a moment to share my secret knowledge of conspiracies.
Editor’s Note: The Quackers are three awesome ducks — Rusty, Richard and Sydney — from the canals of Venice who are on a mission to educate the community about the dangers of global warming and the importance of practicing sustainability, all while surfing the most gnarly waves possible.
Ants and human beings have much in common, including that both species have globally conquered the planet. We are both highly socialized creatures, agriculturists and ruthless in warfare.
“I love it when a plan comes together.” Those words were made famous in my childhood by George Peppard when he was playing Col. John “Hannibal” Smith in that great television show “The A-Team,” soon to be a major motion picture.
Editor’s note: This is part one of a two-part series on school district finances. The Santa Monica-Malibu Unified School District lurches from one fiscal crisis to another.
In these days of overwhelmingly serious issues, every once in a while we need a break from them. That’s why some people exercise, or read, or send text messages like, “I’m texting now.
“A voice is heard in Ramah, mourning, and great weeping, Rachel weeping for her children and refusing to be comforted, because her children are no more.
In 2004, Pat Robertson was on the “Larry King Show” recounting a conversation that he had with God who told him that “Bush would win in a blowout” (making God sound more like Jimmy the Greek than the Almighty).
Dear Rachel, My boyfriend wants to have sex in public! The other night he suggested having sex in the alley next to the busy walkway of our favorite Italian restaurant.
Dear New Shrink, My family is very worried about my brother. Over the past year he has become increasingly sullen, moody, irritable and difficult to get along with.
There are two types of people: those who have kids and those who don’t. (There are also those with no kids who have dogs, and oftentimes they fall into the first category by default.
