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Writing these columns, you know. No one Thesaurus-cribbing non-original thinker could produce alone this massive volume of malarkey. Seven and a half years worth of
Tuesday, Donald Trump hosted Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro at the White House. A right-wing authoritarian who disparages gays and the press, Bolsonaro is known as the “Trump of the
by Jack Neworth
“Everything Trump Touches Dies”
In 2018, longtime high-level Republican strategist Rick Wilson wrote a stinging and yet remarkably funny New York Times best-selling book about
by Jack Neworth
Michael Cohen and Cadet Bone Spur
By the time you read this, Donald Trump will have returned from his summit with Kim Jong-un in Vietnam and
Based in Chicago, The Onion is a newspaper organization that publishes satirical articles on international, national, and local news. In 1988, it originated as a very funny weekly print publication
