“IF I WERE TO MAKE A FILM ON SANTA Monica, I would make it based on the egregious lack of rights for landlords, because I used to be a landlord
“A HILARIOUS MOVIE COULD BE MADE about a group of crazy commies who get elected by promising nearly-free rent to the rich. The silly commies could give property rights
“‘BEACH WARS: OR HOW I LEARNED TO Spend Other People’s Money and Micromanage Their Lives,’ The story of an idealistic, progressive who sits at the feet of his grand
“‘GIRLS GONE WILD: SANTA MONICA’ starring Lindsay Lohan, supporting roles Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Britney Spears and other drunk coke heads du jour.”
Originally published in the Santa Monica Daily
“IF I COULD MAKE A FILM BASED ON one issue related to Santa Monica, I would choose homelessness, and how you can make a living out of it in Santa
“IF YOU WERE GONNA MAKE A MOVIE about the City Council, you’d have to call it “One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest and Landed There and Stayed,” because
“MY FILM, TITLED “THE GREEN CANARD,” would expose Santa Monica’s ungreen reality. While residents may be conserving resources and using less, in general, City Hall and commercial development is
“SANTA MONICA DOES NOT PRESENT A good setting for a motion-picture story. Those who attend film screenings enjoy a happy ending. They enjoy seeing Roy Rogers kiss Trigger and
“DESPITE DAVID PISARRA’S COZY LITTLE column about the empowered homeless population, I would make a movie exposing the evils of this sceney way of life and the awfully negative
By Sharon Steck Santa Monica
I have enjoyed and learned a lot from reading your fine newspaper ever since it was first published. However, (on July 25) you devoted most
By Rob Martin Santa Monica
If the city wants to make the streets more pedestrian-friendly (“The Green Mile,” July 21-22), if they want to “entice” us to walk
By Thomas Bosch Santa Monica
I wish I could have read Helen McRoskey’s childish response (“Hit the road, Critical Mass,” July 25) to Alex Thompson’s letter regarding police
