Boogaloo Shrimp/Daily Mess In following with the traditions of Iraq and other countries that have suffered under oppressive regimes, President Bush has allocated $40 million in emergency funds to
Left D. Capon/Daily Mess A 34-year beach bum leads a family from Cincinnati, Ohio, along the bike strand just south of the pier. Under a new program launched
Boogaloo Shrimp/Daily Mess CHI-CHI-CHI-CHEER YA: In a bit of unexpected whimsy, city leaders called one another and conspired to change the familiar dinosaur hedge things on
Boogaloo Shrimp/Daily Mess SLIP, SLIDE AND OY VAY: It was cold water temperatures be damned on Friday as Jorge Sanchez, wearing sweat pants, and friends took advantage of the
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Anticipating that all hell will break loose sometime in the near future, the local chapter of the Red Cross will be handing out
Squirrel activists tell critters to lay low as plague fears grow
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Two dozen Santa Monicans have died in the past six days and
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SM BEACH — No dawg, that wasn’t your average surf sesh yesterday.
Dogtown Z Boys don’t have nothing on a group of monkeys who were
PENMAR GOLF COURSE — Retired pro golfer Pill Prawson is trainng to win the longest drive contest at every charity golf tournament this year. Prawson has been training with Tiger Woods’
UPTOWN — Gene McNeil Whiner has joined the board of her 1,000th non-profit, shattering the previous record of Shedonates Heritime, set in 1933. Her involvement in “Cause and Effect,
CITYWIDE — Spyros Deported has decided to run for mayor after decades of citizen’s suggestions. The unofficial mayor of Santa Monica wants to be the official. To prepare for the
MEMORIAL PARK — Mike Spawn has called upon resident to ban to all extreme sports. “They are just too darn dangerous,” says the former skateboarder and motocross rider. His second thoughts
11TH STREET — John Bourgeoisie is opening a new restaurant in town called the “perfect lemon drop.” Bourgeoisie has been in search of the special recipie for over 10 years, and
