By LYNN BRONSENTHAL Daily Pest Staff Writer
Those were the words of more than 20 bums who came before the City Council during its meeting on Tuesday to demand that
By ALFRED FINKLEGUY Daily Mess Staff Writer
PALISADES PARK Following repeated failed attempts to give the squirrel population in Palisades Park birth control, city officials have decided to release natural
By HANNAH HYMEN Daily Ish Staff Writer
PUBLIC SAFETY FACILITY Tired of the stereotype that police officers are a threatening and brutal force, the Santa Monica Police Department enlisted the
By BLAURIE ROSENSTEIN Daily Press Staff Writer
CITY HALL Less than two months after the death of Anna Nicole Smith, diet company Trimspa has announced their new official spokesman — City
By SASHA STONED De Pressed Staff Writer
DOWNTOWN Talk about getting lost in translation.
A large contingent of homosexuals have their panties in a twist over a British pub’s
By ROLAN GARRISSON Daily Press Staph Writer
The seeds have been planted for a ballot measure making shake marijuana, also known as “ditch weed,” “Mexi-brick” and “generic meds,” a
By ANITA NEWJOB Daily Stress Staff Writer
DOUGLAS PARK Following a heated debate that extended into the early morning hours last Tuesday, City Council members narrowly voted to retain the
Ka-ching! I forced a smile and reached into my purse. He’s young, I thought.
“I.D.?” he asked. “Of course,”I replied as flirtatiously as possible for uttering
By IRENE MANAHAN Special to the Daily Press
SANTA MONICA — I traveled far and wide to score this 6-pack of Pyramid Hefeweizen that my colleagues are enjoying. Unfortunately, I’
By Daily Press Staff
MARTINSVILLE, IN A recent study by Indiana University and Ohio State researchers found that children gain more weight over the summer than during the school year.
In deciding to present our readers with an April Fool’s inspired news story — or 20 — as we have in this weekend’s issue, the Daily Press not only extends