By Daily Press staff
On April 24, the American Red Cross of Santa Monica will hold its Ninth Annual Spirit Awards and Silent Auction.
The spirit awards honor individuals who
“We will use every lawful means available to assemble the strongest case possible and bring justice to Kristi Johnson and her family,” said SMPD Chief James T. Butts Jr. Postcard
By Daily Press staff
Local kids can get free bicycling and skateboard grub on Saturday, courtesy of the YMCA and Kiwanis Club.
The Santa Monica Kiwanis Club and YMCA will
“Besides, the lease is only for 20 years. Then we can simply tear them down.”
Public opposition to the project was scant, with most residents preferring to concentrate on “buffing
By SLACKARIASON Daily Planet Slave
Feeling as if it has lost control, Santa Monica’s ruling party has put an end to capitalism in the city.
SMEAAR, also known as
Slackariason/Daily Planet
It was discovered on Monday that the local government has been working secretively with national officials to drug Santa Monicans into complacency. An elaborate plan was unleashed
By Daily Planet slaves
Like “that guy” at a party who has just told a flat joke, Santa Monica’s only daily newspaper was waiting nervously for a response today
City officials said Monday that Santa Monica’s traffic calming efforts have been an “unparalleled success.”
With 10-and 15-minute waits at local stoplights not uncommon — and the situation
By Daily Planet Slaves
City officials have announced that honking will be illegal beginning next month.
The Santa Monica Protective Department plans to slap annoying motorists with a $100 ticket
