APRIL FOOL’S, from page 1 Transients look to ‘settle’ up
It was a joke. Some people found yesterday’s news hilarious, while others did not.
In case some of
After reading the April Fool’s parodies in the local news yesterday, I wondered why writers resorted to fiction when recent actions by City Hall stand on their own as
Public enemy No. 1 — Osama bin Laden — was captured by Santa Monica authorities last night, after he emerged from the rubble of Palisades Bluffs. bin Laden, who had been living
By BOSS FURRYCOW Daily Planet Slave
The feeding lines at Palisades park, under recent pressure from the city to clean up its cleanliness, received an “A” grade from the LA
By Daily Planet Slaves
The “Essence of Santa Monica,” a new designer fragrance will be sold for the first time this week in major department stores and fashion boutiques across
By Daily Planet slaves
Much of the sand on Santa Monica beach was sold to French real estate tycoon Ahmed Agbar Wednesday for $4.2 billion, officials said.
Agbar said
By Daily Planet slaves
Treble, 36, who is known for throwing back three or four beers before work and then again at lunch, suddenly freaked out and stormed off the
By SACKA SOMETHING Daily Planet Slave
An emergency homeless shelter will open Friday in the exclusive neighborhood north of Montana Avenue to house an influx of down-and-out residents
By Ed Silverstein, Steven Glass & Jayson Blair
In a move being closely watched by San Francisco, Los Angeles, New York and other major cities, members of the Santa Monica
By Pammy Parannoyed
Editor:
You know those liquid natural gas buses the city likes to use? Well here’s a news flash, Walter Kronkite — those buses are spewing toxic chemicals
By MORNING WOOD
Facing a class-action lawsuit over the comfort of public parks in Santa Monica, local officials agreed Wednesday to pay $57 million to the city’s 2,
Commuters are out of luck for a while
By SACKA SOMETHING Daily Planet Slave
The Palisades Bluffs — long feared as unstable — crumbled late Wednesday night and forced the Pacific Coast
